What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Trump tariffs expected to dampen global economic growth, OECD says - The Washington Post

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

-mwahh

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Do you believe that the portrayal of smoking in films and music videos contributes to the glamorization of cigarettes in society?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]